I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
Randomize
