friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
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tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
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Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
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