yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Little spoons don't ask big questions
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Randomize
