college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
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But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
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Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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