You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
It's official drugs can't kill me
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
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