Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
nutella sex= disaster
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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