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just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
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She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
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ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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