your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
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