So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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