But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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