No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
