We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
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