Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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