And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
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so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
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It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
tell me about the fingering
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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