hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
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Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
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A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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