found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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