plz talk dirty to me
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
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I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
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He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
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