I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
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You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
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OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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