The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
okay pat passed out under dana's car
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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