Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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