Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Randomize
