so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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