Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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