He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
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