Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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