I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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