I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
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