I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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