How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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