Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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