people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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