Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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