jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
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Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
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I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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