I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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