Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
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If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
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All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
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