It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
He uses pillows to masturbate.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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