so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Text me some of your sweat
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