# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
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