he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
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Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
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You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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