We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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