I don't think brook has ever known best
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
Life is so much better after having sex.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
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