actually, I'm a sock model
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
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right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
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You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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