It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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