I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
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