Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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