2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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