I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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