I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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