No awkward lesbian experiences without me
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
it's like heaven, but drunker
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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