he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I feel great
I just peed on a car
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
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