My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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