is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
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She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
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It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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