I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
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Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
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wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
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