It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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